Millennial Bullshit

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This is Millennial Bullshit, an all-new party celebrating our favorite music, food and drinks from before. We dance, we drink, we thrive—and we get home at a reasonable hour. It’s time to party like the icons we are. ✨

MILLENNIAL BULLSHIT
A High-Energy, Early-Evening Party

Headlining DJ: DJ Mack Mackey
Spinning the chaos, the bangers, the anthems.

Playing Music That Raised Us

Emo Anthems: MCR, Paramore, Avril
Pop Royalty: Rihanna, P!NK, Ke$ha, Gwen
Party Chaos: LMFAO, Pitbull, T-Pain, 30H!3
Indie Sleaze: MGMT, Phoenix, Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Boy Bands + Girl Groups: *NSYNC, BSB, 3LW, DC
TRL Clips & YouTube classics playing all night

Free Snacks to Keep You Going

Detroit-style pizza
Poptarts
Gushers & Fruit Roll-Ups
Cosmic Brownies & Dunkaroos

Nostalgia-Inspired Drinks

Lunchables & A Shot – Mini charcuterie + Chaos
Hi-C + A Shot – Spiked Juice Box
"The Recession Manhattan" – Bourbon & Diet Coke
"The Millennial" – Cucumber Vodka, Soda
"The Wildberry Pop-Tart Shot" - Berry Shot
"Nostalgic AF*" - Yellow Red Bull, Pineapple Juice, Seltzer, Fruit Roll-Up (*Non-Alcoholic)

Let’s get this party started, see you there!

All items are non-refundable, all sales are final.

All items are non-refundable under any circumstances.

Events are restricted to patrons 21+ unless otherwise stated.